1 Jan 2010 | Better off a memory
His last contact with the woman was three years ago at the girl’s holiday recital. It was accidental. He arrived late, squeezing and weaving between camera wielding parents – all leaning awkwardly to get the perfect shot of little Johnny or Susie – and stood with his back against the cushioned wall beneath the basketball [...]
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14 Dec 2009 | Resolved: Windows 7 Wireless-N connectivity issue
My three year old Dell Inspiron E1505 laptop has been chugging along nicely for the last three years, being subject to a hand full of upgrades in the process. I’ve already burned through three batteries, two hard drives, and one memory stick, but overall it’s been the most reliable laptop I’ve owned in the last [...]
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12 Oct 2009 | Recruit survival guide (politically correct remix)
I got into a fair amount of hot water over the original Recruit Survival Guide, prompting me to assign the post the algorithmically unbreakable password of YatYas98 and rewrite it to appease softer hearts. I blame the tree-hugging, save-the-whales, why-can’t-we-just-all-get-along, make-love-not-war whistle blowers, not my command who had to take action. Everything you see in [...]
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My Dad
5 Aug 2009 | 14 Comments
Today is my Dad’s 70th birthday, and he’s awesome. He can build or fix anything under the sun. He’s got kickass stories of his youth in the 1950s of the crazy crap he and his brothers pulled in small town North Dakota. His humor is dry but his temper is...Two story home FAIL
31 Jul 2009 | 5 Comments
The inaugural FAIL photo is that of a trailer home on cinder blocks and stilts that Lilly I found on the road to Edisto Beach, South Carolina. If you ever get the chance to visit Edisto Beach, avoid it at all costs because it’s lame as hell. Feel free to make...Confused Marine debuts hybrid service uniform
6 Jun 2009 | 42 Comments
Below is a picture of the United States Marine Corps Service C (left) and A (right) uniforms. The Service C uniform, dubbed “Charlies” or “Chucks” is authorized for leave and liberty and is most commonly worn by drill instructors during the summer months for days such as Family Day, graduation,...Slander defined
18 May 2009 | 81 Comments
8:16pm EDST – look take this down u do not have permission to have her photos up nor to accuse me of child abuse u stupid lil man..i said i would play nice to begin with test me..really..its slander..look it up.. Slander words falsely spoken that damage the reputation of another defame: charge...Marine Corps Combat Fitness Test (CFT)
15 May 2009 | 2 Comments
The CFT consists of three events: an 880 yard run, ammo can lifts, and maneuver under fire. 880 Yard Run: Marines will run for 880 yards while wearing boots and camouflage uniform (trousers and skivvie shirt). Ammo Can Lifts: Marines will lift a 30 pound ammo can from the ground, over their...Ignorance
3 May 2009 | 16 Comments
I met a woman tonight, a conservative, an educated woman, who thought she knew what the fuck the war in Iraq was all about. She insisted she knew because she knew some people who had lived there. Her friends. “They left Iraq in 2004,” she said with conviction. “Then they were rich,”...
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I didn't think it was possible to meet a bigger bitch than I am a bastard. Some people have a very selective sense of humor. Moody! [jaymekohler]
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It smells like mouse shit in my office, because there's mouse shit in my office. [jaymekohler]
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February 7th |
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The worst thing about being single on Valentine's Day is you were prob single during Superbowl too. Who the hell brought the chips and beer? [jaymekohler]
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Filed my taxes. I'm rich BIATCH! [jaymekohler]
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Insert inspiring quote here. [jaymekohler]
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February 5th |
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Today is a new day. I will not kill for pleasure. [jaymekohler]
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February 2nd |
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It's shitty when something shitty happens that puts me in a shitty mood. Makes my whole day shitty. Or in this case, the last six days. [jaymekohler]
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January 30th |
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Some people you always tend to go back to. [jaymekohler]
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January 28th |
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After being 20 min late and the last to show for my 1st accounting test, I was the 2nd to finish. Hold on to your butts... [jaymekohler]
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2000mg of Vitamin C, 9 hours of sleep, lots of tea and water. Right as rain! [jaymekohler]
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January 27th |
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Who else is tired of the over-hyped Apple keynotes? Check out 1st ever iPod keynote. Looks more like a funeral. http://tinyurl.com/zz4hy [jaymekohler]
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January 26th |
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RT @AmericanWomannn: TOP FIVE #MILITARY #HUNKALERT WINNERS 1/26 @JaymeKohler @LT_TJ_Wilkins @johnwquinn @usmc81 @USMC_Dog thehunkalert.com [jaymekohler]
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Sick as a dog. My solace is my breasts aren't tender or swollen, so I know I'm not pregnant. [jaymekohler]
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January 25th |
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Accounting 201, tonight you're my bitch. Booyah kashaw! [jaymekohler]
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The salad/water/homework combo isn't going over nearly as well as the pizza/beer/movie does. Bollocks! [jaymekohler]
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January 24th |
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The most curious thing about break-ups is how someone can say such horrible things, then beg the other person back. [jaymekohler]
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January 23rd |
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Liked I Gotta Feeling Parody.
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Thinking about data manipulation. *sigh* [jaymekohler]
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January 20th |
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Is it Spring already? "In a relationship" statuses are popping up like the plague. [jaymekohler]
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January 19th |
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Please donate $$ to the Haiti cause! Just send me a check (or PayPal it) and I'll take care of the rest. Its that easy! [jaymekohler]
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January 18th |
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I'm getting fat again. Damn you and your evil ways, pizza and beer! [jaymekohler]
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January 17th |
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68 degrees and sunny! You can bet your ass I'm taking the hog out for a ride. [jaymekohler]
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January 16th |
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The RIGHT accounting book finally came... with a bottle opener as a free gift. Score! Looks like my luck is back on track. [jaymekohler]
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January 15th |
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Supposed to be 65 degrees today, and I'm on duty. Kinda like being sick on a snow day. [jaymekohler]
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January 14th |
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Ordered the 'right' book for Accounting 1. Two days later it changes to a newer edition. Shitty... [jaymekohler]
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Born in the year of the Dragon, the author grudgingly accepts the fact he has too many interests and not enough time. A cyclist as long as he can remember, an avid yet inconsistent writer since age eleven, and a U.S. Marine since age twenty-one, the author also adds web design, snowboarding, and motorcycles to his list of interests. Incidentally, he is aware of his inability to make a living from any but the Corps. The author accepts this as fact and remains optimistic. Feel free to drop him a line.
