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Bush sending troops to France

“President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France’s ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France’s ability to hold off the little piss ants. “Hell, if the last two world wars are [...]

Published: November 2nd, 2005
Filed: Comedy, Marine Corps, Military, Politics.
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