Civilian vs. Military friends
Civilian Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk.
Military Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you don’t get caught.
Civilian Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Military Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.
Civilian Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes [...]
Filed: Comedy, Military.
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