Found porn: Grand Theatre - Bismarck, ND

I had just spent a pleasant evening with Pa watching 3:10 to Yuma at the Grand Theatre (spelling intentional) in north Bismarck, ND when I stumbled upon this wonderful example of found porn.

From the front absolutely nothing looks out of place or unusual, but change perspectives and PRESTO! Found porn! I literally gasped at my good luck. I don’t think any of the other movie goers saw what I did, as they continued around me with inquisitive looks as to why I was taking a picture of this statue. If they’d only seen the evil grin on my face, maybe they could have guessed.

It takes a keen, albeit perverted, eye to find porn in the most public of places. Rest assured I’m always on the lookout.