While waiting for my niece to register for the semester’s classes, I spotted this anti-smoking sign in the school cafeteria.
Upon closer review, I realized the entire ad was adorned in miniature nut sacks! And not just any nut sacks, but musicians, artists, and sportsmen!
Who in the hell is this campaign targeting?
Most people know I’m a cheap bastard. I’ll spend thirty-two hours driving cross-country and $450 on gas rather than a plane ticket for $555. I won’t Supersize for 49 cents more. Hell, I won’t even drink the beer not on special for the night if it’s gonna save me a few bucks. I’m a two-for-one food stamp kind of guy. An “Arab trader,” if you will. I milk every last possible penny out of everything I own, which really doesn’t explain why I buy and sell electronics like an eBay Power Seller (which reminds me, I’ve got a first generation 1GB iPod shuffle for sale at a deep, deep discount price). But Lake Tahoe is different.
Published: January 2nd, 2008 On the drive (from North Dakota) through Michigan to South Carolina, I barely snapped a picture of this exit sign as I zipped past doing just under eighty miles per hour.
Had I known Climax was so close, I would have slowed down. Honest, that kind of thing never happened to me before.
I had just spent a pleasant evening with Pa watching 3:10 to Yuma at the Grand Theatre (spelling intentional) in north Bismarck, ND when I stumbled upon this wonderful example of found porn.
From the front absolutely nothing looks out of place or unusual, but change perspectives and PRESTO! Found porn! I literally gasped at my [...]
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Published: September 18th, 2007I came across this bronze statue after a Wednesday night group ride. Dale pointed it out as we passed the hostess booth heading to the bar for free chips and salsa. I believe the hostess was in denial. I was immediately offended (yet immensely entertained and feeling somewhat dirty). I felt sorry for bronze statues [...]
Published: September 12th, 2007It’s a Sunday evening post for your Monday! I wanted to throw something out there a bit lighter than my last entry, and these struck me funny, so I thought I’d add my own commentary and send ‘em downrange.
Enjoy!
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The shear odds of catching found porn like this, on a Marine Corps base nonetheless, are astronomical.
You see, since 2001 when I MEF moved to Camp Delmar, there’s been more brass running around than PFCs. And, predictably at 1030 every morning, officers flock to the PX for extended lunch breaks. How could this sign have [...]
There’s a trail less than fifteen miles east of Interstate 5 that I consider epic. Just down Highway 74, it’s twenty miles of out-and-back (or rather, up and down) that commands stamina, concentration, split second reaction time, and plenty of guts. The summer months bring temperatures well into the hundreds that have baked my brain [...]
Published: January 21st, 2006
