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Yesterday

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I didn't think it was possible to meet a bigger bitch than I am a bastard. Some people have a very selective sense of humor. Moody! [jaymekohler]
10:06pm via Twitter
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It smells like mouse shit in my office, because there's mouse shit in my office. [jaymekohler]
2:55pm via Twitter

February 7th

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The worst thing about being single on Valentine's Day is you were prob single during Superbowl too. Who the hell brought the chips and beer? [jaymekohler]
6:42pm via Twitter
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Filed my taxes. I'm rich BIATCH! [jaymekohler]
12:57pm via Twitter
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Insert inspiring quote here. [jaymekohler]
11:59am via Twitter

February 5th

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Today is a new day. I will not kill for pleasure. [jaymekohler]
8:04am via Twitter

February 2nd

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It's shitty when something shitty happens that puts me in a shitty mood. Makes my whole day shitty. Or in this case, the last six days. [jaymekohler]
5:31pm via Twitter

January 30th

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Some people you always tend to go back to. [jaymekohler]
12:33pm via Twitter

January 28th

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After being 20 min late and the last to show for my 1st accounting test, I was the 2nd to finish. Hold on to your butts... [jaymekohler]
7:06pm via Twitter
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2000mg of Vitamin C, 9 hours of sleep, lots of tea and water. Right as rain! [jaymekohler]
6:26am via Twitter

January 27th

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Who else is tired of the over-hyped Apple keynotes? Check out 1st ever iPod keynote. Looks more like a funeral. http://tinyurl.com/zz4hy [jaymekohler]
7:02pm via Twitter

January 26th

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Sick as a dog. My solace is my breasts aren't tender or swollen, so I know I'm not pregnant. [jaymekohler]
10:19pm via Twitter

January 25th

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Accounting 201, tonight you're my bitch. Booyah kashaw! [jaymekohler]
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The salad/water/homework combo isn't going over nearly as well as the pizza/beer/movie does. Bollocks! [jaymekohler]
8:50pm via Twitter

January 24th

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The most curious thing about break-ups is how someone can say such horrible things, then beg the other person back. [jaymekohler]
8:45pm via Twitter

January 23rd

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Thinking about data manipulation. *sigh* [jaymekohler]
12:58pm via Twitter

January 20th

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Is it Spring already? "In a relationship" statuses are popping up like the plague. [jaymekohler]
6:00pm via Twitter

January 19th

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Please donate $$ to the Haiti cause! Just send me a check (or PayPal it) and I'll take care of the rest. Its that easy! [jaymekohler]
12:43pm via Twitter

January 18th

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I'm getting fat again. Damn you and your evil ways, pizza and beer! [jaymekohler]
4:28pm via Twitter

January 17th

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68 degrees and sunny! You can bet your ass I'm taking the hog out for a ride. [jaymekohler]
10:55am via Twitter

January 16th

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The RIGHT accounting book finally came... with a bottle opener as a free gift. Score! Looks like my luck is back on track. [jaymekohler]
4:10pm via Twitter

January 15th

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Supposed to be 65 degrees today, and I'm on duty. Kinda like being sick on a snow day. [jaymekohler]
10:44am via Twitter

January 14th

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Ordered the 'right' book for Accounting 1. Two days later it changes to a newer edition. Shitty... [jaymekohler]
7:13pm via Twitter

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