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600 Preserve Ave E Apt 6308
Port Royal, SC 29935-1697
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I didn't think it was possible to meet a bigger bitch than I am a bastard. Some people have a very selective sense of humor. Moody! [jaymekohler]
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It smells like mouse shit in my office, because there's mouse shit in my office. [jaymekohler]
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February 7th |
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The worst thing about being single on Valentine's Day is you were prob single during Superbowl too. Who the hell brought the chips and beer? [jaymekohler]
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Filed my taxes. I'm rich BIATCH! [jaymekohler]
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Insert inspiring quote here. [jaymekohler]
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February 5th |
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Today is a new day. I will not kill for pleasure. [jaymekohler]
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February 2nd |
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It's shitty when something shitty happens that puts me in a shitty mood. Makes my whole day shitty. Or in this case, the last six days. [jaymekohler]
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January 30th |
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Some people you always tend to go back to. [jaymekohler]
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January 28th |
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After being 20 min late and the last to show for my 1st accounting test, I was the 2nd to finish. Hold on to your butts... [jaymekohler]
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2000mg of Vitamin C, 9 hours of sleep, lots of tea and water. Right as rain! [jaymekohler]
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January 27th |
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Who else is tired of the over-hyped Apple keynotes? Check out 1st ever iPod keynote. Looks more like a funeral. http://tinyurl.com/zz4hy [jaymekohler]
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January 26th |
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RT @AmericanWomannn: TOP FIVE #MILITARY #HUNKALERT WINNERS 1/26 @JaymeKohler @LT_TJ_Wilkins @johnwquinn @usmc81 @USMC_Dog thehunkalert.com [jaymekohler]
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Sick as a dog. My solace is my breasts aren't tender or swollen, so I know I'm not pregnant. [jaymekohler]
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January 25th |
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Accounting 201, tonight you're my bitch. Booyah kashaw! [jaymekohler]
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The salad/water/homework combo isn't going over nearly as well as the pizza/beer/movie does. Bollocks! [jaymekohler]
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January 24th |
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The most curious thing about break-ups is how someone can say such horrible things, then beg the other person back. [jaymekohler]
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January 23rd |
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Liked I Gotta Feeling Parody.
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Thinking about data manipulation. *sigh* [jaymekohler]
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January 20th |
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Is it Spring already? "In a relationship" statuses are popping up like the plague. [jaymekohler]
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January 19th |
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Please donate $$ to the Haiti cause! Just send me a check (or PayPal it) and I'll take care of the rest. Its that easy! [jaymekohler]
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January 18th |
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I'm getting fat again. Damn you and your evil ways, pizza and beer! [jaymekohler]
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January 17th |
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68 degrees and sunny! You can bet your ass I'm taking the hog out for a ride. [jaymekohler]
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January 16th |
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The RIGHT accounting book finally came... with a bottle opener as a free gift. Score! Looks like my luck is back on track. [jaymekohler]
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January 15th |
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Supposed to be 65 degrees today, and I'm on duty. Kinda like being sick on a snow day. [jaymekohler]
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January 14th |
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Ordered the 'right' book for Accounting 1. Two days later it changes to a newer edition. Shitty... [jaymekohler]
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Born in the year of the Dragon, the author grudgingly accepts the fact he has too many interests and not enough time. A cyclist as long as he can remember, an avid yet inconsistent writer since age eleven, and a U.S. Marine since age twenty-one, the author also adds web design, snowboarding, and motorcycles to his list of interests. Incidentally, he is aware of his inability to make a living from any but the Corps. The author accepts this as fact and remains optimistic. Feel free to drop him a line.
